Lessons in Logic (4 stars)

I like the first one :D how true is it

Lessons in Logic If your father is a poor man, it is your fate but, if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity. .......................................................................... I was born intelligent - education ruined me. .......................................................................... Practice makes perfect..... But nobody's perfect...... so why practice? .......................................................................... If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for? .......................................................................... Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak. .......................................................................... How come "abbreviated" is such a long word? .......................................................................... Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. .......................................................................... One should love animals. They are so tasty. .......................................................................... Behind every successful man, there is a woman And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. .......................................................................... Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. .......................................................................... The wise never marry. and when they marry they become otherwise. .......................................................................... Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. .......................................................................... Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. .......................................................................... "Your future depends on your dreams" So go to sleep .......................................................................... There should be a better way to start a day Than waking up every morning .......................................................................... "Hard work never killed anybody" But why take the risk .......................................................................... "Work fascinates me" I can look at it for hours .......................................................................... God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. .......................................................................... The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget The more you forget, the less you know So.. why learn. .......................................................................... A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.... what more can I say........